This Kenyan Developer

Bono – “The less you know, the more you believe.”

“Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly.”
-Batman costume warning label

I have opinions of my own — strong opinions — but I don’t always agree with them. — President George Bush

The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least.
—Unknown Author

You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.
—Wayne Gretzky

You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
—Gandhi

The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.
—A. A. Milne

To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail.
—Abraham Maslow

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.
—Baltasar Gracian

What we think, or what we know, or what we believe is, in the end, of little consequence. The only consequence is  what we do.
—John Ruskin

Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
—Will Rogers

People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.
—Zig Ziglar

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
—Norm Crosby

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
—Lily Tomlin

We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.
—Robert Wilensky

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
—Scott Adams

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.
ullen Hightower

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking.
Albert Einstein

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
istotle

I’d rather live with a good question than a bad answer.
—Aryeh Frimer

We learn something every day, and lots of times it’s that what we learned the day before was wrong.
—Bill Vaughan

Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
—Cale Yarborough

Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self.
-Cyril Connolly

Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for – in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant

all day so you can afford to live in it.
—Ellen Goodman

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.
—Erica Jong

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
—Lily Tomlin

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him

for what he is.
—Oscar Wilde

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
—Thomas Szasz